Introductions

Controversial Calvin:  as an aspiring private investigator you gotta have a keen eye.  Gotta put together evidence and make conclusions.  Some say my opinions are too controversial, too wild, or too unbelievable.  But I am not here to be Mr. Nice guy and tell you what you want to hear.  I’m not going to doll up my opinion and protect your precious eyes from the truth.  I tell you what you need to know.  I can guarantee that my opinions will make you think.

Freddy Fundamentals:  I know a thing or two about basketball since I just so happen to be THE BASKETBALL COACH who won coach of the year three years in a row from ‘92-’94, inventor for the Freddy Flex, the most fundamental Flex offense with sideline triangle principles. I tell it like it is.  It’s all about the all about the basics.

CJ “Stylin and Profilin” Miles:   They still talking ‘bout me down at McClellan park yo, I had a triple double in a game of horse.  You can’t beats that.  I got whatcha need when it comes to hoops.

Johnny Fairweather:  I am the greatest fan ever.  28 odd years of being a super fan my team has always won the championship.  Some people say I have been able to do that because I have switched my allegiance to whatever team is winning.  Well, they are right. I say if a team doesn’t play hard enough to win all the time, then they don’t deserve me as a fan.  I mean, I’m a winner so my team should naturally be a winner right.

Britney “I like the team my boyfriend likes”:  I like watching basketball with my boyfriend.  We like the Lakers.  They are the best team ever, and Kobe is so cute.

Pauly Potential:  As an avid stock trader I am always looking for the next big thing.  Kids nowadays are getting ready for the NBA while still in the womb.  I can’t wait til we get the next 7 footer with moves like MJ.  It’s gonna be amazing baby.